I bet you can't guess how great my day was today. Oh, it was fantastic. In case any of you just happen to be the least bit curious. We can say that, I feel like something's growing inside me, like an inverted penis, that's hopefully going to start showing on the outside very soon (like how my dick is probably bigger than all of yours... just none of you know it, yet). Seventh period algebra was the highlight of my entire day. That, and singing 'You Are My Sunshine' a'capella with Brooke and Helen. I think the three of us make beautiful music. Maybe someday you'll be lucky enough to hear it, if you didn't already in my first period gym class.
Algebra. Oh, Mr. Burbach's class. There's always something really sheisty going on, and chances are, it has to do with me, or Devon, or Adonis, or Taylor... or all of us together, like it did today. "I'm not gay, but you're sexy." && "My bad yo CHEEEEL!" && "I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE GAYER, MY DICK IS STILL BIGGER." Devon made Brandan a sign from across the room in green highlighter that said 'JERK! hah, you're a guy i understand' I was like, you're a dick, Devon. But it was okay, he deserved it. Erin babeh knows what I'm talking about. But altogether, my seventh period is way greater than yours. Especially when I pass notes to Devon to give to Taylor to give to Brandan.. and Taylor announces to the class, 'I need to... throw away this paper,' then walks to the trashcan, smoothly pretends to put it in the trashcan, and then crumples it up in her hand walking back to her seat, still holding it, smoothly looking around to see if anyone saw her NOT put the note in the trashcan. I laughed so hard. I tend to do that. I wish I could control it... but no.
After école, Erin walked with me to my house. Because we're both super rad like that. We ate like four things at one time, from different countries (cause we support the big ol' melting pot... or at least the food that comes with it), cause we're fat. But not really. Just me. Then as soon as my mom left, we walked to her house. She started her period as soon as I finished mine. :D that made me happy, hah. But I feel bad for her. She finally told Brandan she liked him, and Brandan finally told her he liked her back. HIT IT 'N QUIT ITT! Just kidding, I love Eysa. But anyhoo! We chilled, then she got picked up to go back to the school, and I walked back home. The rest of my day up until this point was liprings, post, mom, The Maine and obsessing over Degrassi. Oh, and Nick called me. (the boyfriend, not the ex.)
Which reminds me of how much I LOATHE Valentine's day. I can't wait to sneak out with Erin tonight. I'm excited.
You can say I love her with all my heart. That isn't loving this... person. Youknow.
Algebra. Oh, Mr. Burbach's class. There's always something really sheisty going on, and chances are, it has to do with me, or Devon, or Adonis, or Taylor... or all of us together, like it did today. "I'm not gay, but you're sexy." && "My bad yo CHEEEEL!" && "I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE GAYER, MY DICK IS STILL BIGGER." Devon made Brandan a sign from across the room in green highlighter that said 'JERK! hah, you're a guy i understand' I was like, you're a dick, Devon. But it was okay, he deserved it. Erin babeh knows what I'm talking about. But altogether, my seventh period is way greater than yours. Especially when I pass notes to Devon to give to Taylor to give to Brandan.. and Taylor announces to the class, 'I need to... throw away this paper,' then walks to the trashcan, smoothly pretends to put it in the trashcan, and then crumples it up in her hand walking back to her seat, still holding it, smoothly looking around to see if anyone saw her NOT put the note in the trashcan. I laughed so hard. I tend to do that. I wish I could control it... but no.
After école, Erin walked with me to my house. Because we're both super rad like that. We ate like four things at one time, from different countries (cause we support the big ol' melting pot... or at least the food that comes with it), cause we're fat. But not really. Just me. Then as soon as my mom left, we walked to her house. She started her period as soon as I finished mine. :D that made me happy, hah. But I feel bad for her. She finally told Brandan she liked him, and Brandan finally told her he liked her back. HIT IT 'N QUIT ITT! Just kidding, I love Eysa. But anyhoo! We chilled, then she got picked up to go back to the school, and I walked back home. The rest of my day up until this point was liprings, post, mom, The Maine and obsessing over Degrassi. Oh, and Nick called me. (the boyfriend, not the ex.)
Which reminds me of how much I LOATHE Valentine's day. I can't wait to sneak out with Erin tonight. I'm excited.
You can say I love her with all my heart. That isn't loving this... person. Youknow.
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